Sunday, April 18, 2010

You had Comic Sans on the cover of your psychology textbook

If what you're reading can be spoiled by "he dies at the end", you don't need to be studying in the Reading Room.

If you have less than 200 pages of material for your final, you don't need to be studying in the Reading Room.

If you cannot legally drink, you don't need to be studying in the Reading Room.

If you don't understand how to manage multiple books/notebooks/etc. in such a way that I don't have to stick my elbow in the middle of the past participle page of your German textbook in order to use my keyboard, you don't need to be studying in the Reading Room.

And perhaps most importantly, if you are reading something normally assigned to a high school English class, you don't need to be motherfucking studying in the motherfucking Reading Room.

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